These are the latest jokes about Lunarpages webhosting company

1.Is your website still running

A webmaster once siad to me “It’s very hard to create a website, but it’s so easy to shut it down”.

It is so easy for Lunarpages to shut down your website. No matter how many years you spent, money you paid, hard work you did, they just can.

Mr Vladimer said “Oh! We noticed that your website runs on our servers”, so he decided to shut it down.

2.The greatest of all times

Their great plans, their competetive prices, their quick responce and support…Lunarpages is the greatest of all times. When enciant egyptians built Pyramids, Lunar representatives was there offering a Pyramid plan. Lunar soldiers faught against the Natzies in the 2nd world war using the antinatzy plan. Lunar space plan helped landing on the moon during the sixties.

3.It’s not up to you !

It’s not up to you to chose what hosting plan is best to you.

Mr Vladimir himself once said “We are sorry for the inconvinience”, and then he shut down a website. The website owner can’t afford a dedicated server.”You have to buy it !” said Mr Vladimer. Lunarpages does not care for the poor.

4.How Lunarpages Faces Attacks !

They face attacks by shutting down websites

haha

Mr Vladimir Putin himself - as it turns out that he works for Lunarpages - said “Hey ! We have to shut down your website because,,, maby,,, someone is trying to attack it !”

roflmao

5.We Lunarpages have decided to rename our company into Jesuspages !

No more adult content ! Halalooooya

6.They collect garbages too !

Lunarpages system administrators like to sneack on our websites ! from time to time they login secretely into your website like night theives, sneack on your files, sniff your database, collect sesitive data then sneack out !

They enjoy doing that.

Mr Vladimer said “We have a copy of every email sent by your website on file !”. They collect garbages too !

7.Advice to avoid server loads

The shared hosting offered by Lunarpages is realy a blast !

If you are a former Lunarpages client, you might have noticed that their servers are always loaded. Nerly 99% offline time is garateed by Lunarpages due to server loads. Please keep your files to the minimum. You need to be careful not to upload JPG images, instead you are adviced to convert to GIF !

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These are the latest jokes about Lunarpages webhosting company:

1.Is your website still running ?

A webmaster once siad to me : “It’s very hard to create a website, but it’s so easy to shut it down”.

It is so easy for Lunarpages to shut down your website. No matter how many years you spent, money you paid, hard work you did, they just can.

Mr Vladimer said : “Oh! We noticed that your website runs on our servers”, so he decided to shut it down.

2.The greatest of all times

Their great plans, their competetive prices, their quick responce and support…Lunarpages is the greatest of all times. When enciant egyptians built Pyramids, Lunar representatives was there offering a Pyramid plan. Lunar soldiers faught against the Natzies in the 2nd world war using the antinatzy plan. Lunar space plan helped landing on the moon during the sixties.

3.It’s not up to you !

It’s not up to you to chose what hosting plan is best to you.

Mr Vladimir himself once said : “We are sorry for the inconvinience”, and then he shut down a website. The website owner can’t afford a dedicated server.”You have to buy it !” said Mr Vladimer. Lunarpages does not care for the poor.

4.How Lunarpages Faces Attacks !

They face attacks by shutting down websites

haha

Mr Vladimir Putin himself - as it turns out that he works for Lunarpages - said : “Hey ! We have to shut down your website because,,, maby,,, someone is trying to attack it !”

:roflmao:

5.Renamed to Jesuspages !

We Lunarpages have decided to rename our company into Jesuspages !

No more adult content ! Halalooooya

6.They collect garbages too !

Lunarpages system administrators like to sneack on our websites ! from time to time they login secretely into your website like night theives, sneack on your files, sniff your database, collect sesitive data then sneack out !

They enjoy doing that.

Mr Vladimer said : “We have a copy of every email sent by your website on file !”. They collect garbages too !

7.Advice to avoid server loads

The shared hosting offered by Lunarpages is realy a blast !

If you are a former Lunarpages client, you might have noticed that their servers are always loaded. Nerly 99% offline time is garateed by Lunarpages due to server loads. Please keep your files to the minimum. You need to be careful not to upload JPG images, instead you are adviced to convert to GIF !

haha

Lunarpages Client

I've been with Lunarpages for 4 years. I originally started with their basic plan, but they limit you to only 1% of their RAM (whatever that means). They offer quite a lot in storage and transfer, at least on paper, but in reality you'll get your site disabled without refund if you ever exceed 1%. They refuse to tell you your actual usage until after they disable your site.

So I moved to their VPS in January 2008. Unfortunately their support is obviously outsourced to those with poor english skills. They pride themselves in responding to your problems, but not actually in solving them. Just responding.

As for uptime, my site goes down all the time, not long though just a few minutes per day. I send them an email about the problem, their response is always "Hello, We were able to access your site without issue." They *refuse* to investigate it. Once it was down for 3 hours, and after complaining, they simply responded "The problem is now resolved".

I've been locked out of my ftp for about 2 weeks now. They changed my username without informing me, and then removed my access to the firewall controls. I've requested three times to have it re-enabled so I can unblock ftp.

Why did I block ftp you might ask? Because my site keeps getting hacked, and by different unrelated hackers, where the hacker somehow gets ftp access to my site. Its obviously a security flaw on the server. Lunarpages refuses to look into the issue, or send me any helpful information to resolve it. In fact, they never respond to any issue they cannot resolve.

The extremely poor support is what has forced me to move hosts. Whatever happened to tech support that spoke English, and actually investigated problems?

Good packages for very reliable prices, but the server is down for at least 10 minutes every day. They should work on this issue, otherwise i will not recommend them to anyone and myself i will move to another hosting service provider soon.

I've been with Lunarpages for several years. Their support and reliability were excellent for a long time. For the past year I have been experiencing increasingly intolerable issues with IMAP and Webmail connections to my mailboxes. Many mornings, the operations timeout on both and I can't connect at all. Their support has been completely useless in solving the problem as they don't respond for 10+ hours and test my accounts in the middle of the night. I'm in a contract with them for another year and am seriously considering dropping them, losing my money, and moving to a hosting company that is more reliable with better support.

It is hard to say alot about lunarpages because they have never been a problem. Their uptime is never an issue. Their tech support is polite and competent. Their equipment must be sufficiently upgraded because they are always there for us.

An average service provider with excellent pricing. However, uptime and service is not up to the mark.

A couple of years ago, I started up a small website that I had no idea would turn into a fairly large site with lots of traffic.

I signed up with the LunarPages Basic Plan, which was around $4.95/mo. Considering the reviews on LunarPages and much research, I decided to join their servers.

The service was excellent for about a year. Support usually responded within 24 hours, and server uptime was around 99.9% like promised.

But since LunarPages changed their plans and allowed an "unlimited" amount of bandwidth and disk space for even their most basic plans, the service and, especially, uptime drastically changed to a low.

My site, which is run by WordPress, would time out anytime I'd make a hefty update through the wp-admin panel; a spike of traffic would put my server down; and the LunarPages admin panel was no help. The "server uptime" was constantly green, even if the server was clearly down.

Also, the support system changed too. They would reply within 3-4 days, around the time when the servers would be back up, and the support ticket wouldn't matter anymore.

Unfortunately, I had to stick with LunarPages for another year before I could transfer.

Overall, I'm very disappointed in LunarPages, and I wish it worked it, but it didn't.

There are two primary complaints I have with Lunarpages. First, server performance is really bad. Slow, with regular timeouts and inaccessible periods. I had no idea anyone operated like this anymore, and now I have five sites with them.

Second, the admin interface is fairly comprehensive, but it's broken up and slow. The various features and panels are inconsistently styled, which makes learning the site difficult, and most features load as slowly as my sites do on their servers.

Honestly, for the two bucks per month you save, it just isn't worth it going this cheap. I recommend Myhosting.com. I've been with them for many years and they'll get all my new business.

i am with lunarpages one year so i gonna leave them today reason bad serivces, site down almost everyday and they diable your files quite frequently by chmod them to 0000 with out informing you and you are not able to make you site a successful on lunar pages at all, so i highly recommend you do not go for lunnarpages at all

My site is often down for a minute or so. Usually up again pretty quickly, but it's pretty frustrating still. I've taken to getting my uptime reviewed independently and get mails from them announcing the site is down (and then up again) several times a week.

They answer the phone when you call.. and they help you with issues they don't have to. Overall they are better than a lot of companies I have used.

it really sucks.lot's of resellers and also lot's of hackers around that site. today i lose an amount of $59.40 on lunarpages. when i ask the lunarpages support they said try another time . it will be done. feel pity on myself.

Overall not happy at all with the level of service, hosting or support, from Lunarpages. We loaded our tiny little website onto a shared server and it ran extremely slow. Tried to get them to honor their 30-day moneyback guarantee and they claimed they never got the cancellation email, even when I forwarded them a copy. Very convenient. (Of course by the time I followed up on the refund more than 30 days had passed, so they balked at giving my money back.)

Certainly not the worst I've seen out there but even for $10/month who would want these headaches?

For the most part, LunarPages isn't horrible. It just isn't great. I've only had a couple instances where my site was inaccessible, and I've been with them for a couple years now.

My major problems with LunarPages are:

- They seem to have outsourced their customer support, or the person I got on the phone just happened to have a Middle-Eastern accent coincidentally.

- I wanted to change one of my domain names to another registered domain that I had. After the customer-rep told me I could not do this without signing up for another account altogether, I tried to cancel my accounts (I had 2 with them).

I will say that after several e-mails I did get the issue resolved, and they allowed me to switch my domain name. But I shouldn't have had to go through all that.

Also, their servers don't have the quickest response time, and for some reason I am no longer able to ftp directly (using an FTP daemon) -- instead I have to use the cPanel to upload files now. That would be fine, except the cPanel is very slow to respond to commands.

LunarPages.com is always running hosting specials ranging from bottom of the barrel to comparable prices for both individuals and businesses. Technical support is unsurpassed, and they even give you a call/e-mail you when the server is down, or a certain service is affected -- even if you yourself didn't realize it or cared. That's customer service! So far, I've extremely happy and satisfied with their service!

I've been using Lunarpages for a couple of years now. All has been going fairly well, until they "upgraded" their email system. then my number of allowed IMAP connections per IP dropped to 4. ouch. the default number of connections thunderbird makes is 5 per account. and i have 6 emails on my main machine. and their answer was to get dedicated hosting for 10x more per month.

other then this mishap, they have been pretty decent about things. its cheap, but i guess you get what you pay for in the service department.

They refuse to take responsibility when they screw up. I've had more than one site broken by them and their answer was "not our problem". One time our database reverted to a version from years ago. They had no answer for this. Lost customer information going back years. Very bad, do not give them your money.

Stay away. Tech Support is outsourced, and pass you around, and each time they do, they'll tell you the cause of the problem is different.

These guys don't care about you, or know your needs. They'll be there just for the sake of responding back to you, right or wrong info, that's what they call tech support.

It's not worth it. Stay away.

They got rid of phone support after I became a client. The week that I needed a customer to review documents posted on my site, they were down and server time was sluggish, they then couldn't seem to get the service right. The tech support is great if you like waiting for an email response (sometimes for many hours or a day) It's not worth it to lose credibility with a customer.

I hosted my site at Lunarpages for about 2 weeks. In the last days I have been experiencing massive problems with the uptime of my site. The uptime seems to be very spotty and not professional at all.

I am switching servers today, because I can not direct my clients to my site, not really knowing if it will open at the moment.

I was with them for a while, but after a certain time they changed some software on their server and totally messed up everything perteining to my PHP. So if you're a newbie and don't need any PHP or CGI stuff, go ahead, they're not that bad. Everyone else should stay away.